Women in Sports

Dear God, please stop letting women participate in men's sports. It is not empowering or fun anymore, quite frankly it's a little embarrassing...

The reason I'm talking about this is because I accidentally saw highlights of the Daytona 500 last night. Now let me get one thing straight...NASCAR isn't really a sport, in fact, not even remotely close. "Dude you don't realize how hard that is.." I know that they sweat a lot, and you have to have good forearm strength to hold a wheel in one position for 500 laps. Anyone can drink a lot of water and work out their forearms, that's not being an athlete, that's being a guy at any age 14 plus. Not to mention it's boring as fuck. So with that being said, the retards that run this NASCAR organization decided that they were going to do something really smart to boost ratings...throw the media a little curve ball, and by God did it work. They decided to let a women get into the driver's seat of a car and compete...To make matter's worse, all the inbred people are hooping and hollering because they think she is smoking hot, when the truth is I'm not seeing it? Regardless of looks the person I'm talking about is Danica Patrick, the lady who defying odds by racing with the big boys....or something like that...

Every single race that's coming up, I have to hear a five minute segment on Danica about how, this is her year to be one of the best; and this race she has the best chance ever. Why do people keep saying this? The fact is she has been racing in what is equivalent to the minor leagues for most of her racing career, never won a NASCAR race, or even come remotely close. What this really boils down to is, people need to stop comparing women to men when it comes to sports. I promise women are fantastic at a bunch of things...for instance, I firmly believe that a women would make a better president than a man, and I also believe that women cope better in a high stress jobs. On top of that, I am completely okay with women's right, and all the equality so on and so forth. But, please quit comparing men and women's sports, because that is one thing that will never ever be equal.

Anika Sorenstam (however you spell it) tried to join the PGA...sucked. Danica Patrick has already been talked about...still fucking sucks. There have been a couple Asian golfers that tried to play PGA...sucked. If you take the best women in any sport, and play them against the best man in that respected sport...the man will win 100% of the time. For the sake of the argument, I'm just staying in America (minus Nadal)...so, Lisa Leslie vs Michael Jordan, Landon Donovan vs Mia Hamm, Serena Williams vs Rafael Nadal, whoever is the best golfer right now vs Tiger Woods. I would love to hear anyone's argument that any of these women could beat any of these guys in a game of one on one!

There is nothing special about a girl playing among men when they suck...if any of those girls were winning something it would be different, but any women can get out there and play with men and get their ass kicked. Yet, somehow people find this inspirational, and stepping stone for women in sports. What is inspirational about taking last all the time? That just means for some reason women can sign up for men's sports and it's cool, but if a man ever did that, they would be ostracized. I'll conclude this by saying that if women were as good at sports as men were, the WNBA wouldn't be dying organization, the WPS wouldn't be starting up again for like the 5th time, and there would be professional softball or volleyball. For the record Danica Patrick took an embarrassing 38th place at this year's Daytona 500, plus look at this video of her crashing...why the fuck did she take her hands off the wheel during the crash to grab her head? she has a fucking helmet on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1CpII2yJM


p.s I apologize to some who might be offended by this...but I'm not trying to be rude or sexist, I'm simply just pointing out something that is truthful.