THE REAL WINNER

IN THE SPORTS WORLD, THE NFL HAS BEEN THE HYPE ALL SUMMER WITH THE LOCK OUT AND ALL, BUT NOW SINCE THAT HAS FINALLY ENDED (WHICH IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STUPID ASS STORY IN ITSELF) THE TRADE MARKET AND FREE AGENCY HAS BEEN CHAOS. CHAD OCHOCINCO, ALBERT HAYNESWORTH, PLAXICO, RANDY MOSS, AND ALL THE OTHER BIG NAMES WHO ARE NOW THE SAME FACE DIFFERENT PLACES OF THE NFL. HOWEVER, AS MUCH AS I WATCH ESPN AND LISTEN TO SPORTS RADIO...THERE IS ONE STORY THAT ANALYST SEEM TO BE IGNORING. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T WATCH THAT MUCH SPORTS, OR HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, COMMENTATORS AND ANALYST CLAIM THAT TEAMS LIKE THE JETS, CARDINALS, PATS, AND TEXANS WERE THE WINNERS OF THE PRESEASON. THEY ARE ALL WRONG. THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS HAVE HANDS DOWN BOOSTED THERE TEAM MORE THAN ANY OTHER NFL TEAM THE OFF-SEASON. WHY YOU ASK? WELL MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT THERE CURRENT STARTING QB ALEX SMITH JUST RECENTLY RE-SIGNED. A MEDIOCRE QB AT BEST, BUT I BELIEVE THE ONE THING REALLY HOLDING HIM BACK ALL LAST SEASON HAS FINALLY LEFT HIM, AND THAT BOULDER ON HIS SHOULDERS IS DAVID CARR. YES I SAID IT, DAVID CARR, THAT DOUCHE HAS FINALLY BEEN CUT FROM THE TEAM. SOURCES CLAIM THAT HE JUST DIDN'T FIT THEIR SYSTEM, BUT I THINK IT WAS HIS NERVE TO TRY AND WEAR TWO GLOVES AS A QUARTERBACK. WITH MORE YARDS LOST THAN COMPLETIONS...DAVID CARR SHOULD ACTUALLY JUST BE HAPPY COACHES ACTUALLY LOOK HIM IN THE FACE WHEN THEY LET HIM GO. THE ONLY THING DAVID CARR SHOULD FEEL RESPECTED FOR IS THE FACT THAT JIM HARBAUGH AND COMPANY CUT HIM EARLY ENOUGH TO FIND ANOTHER CAREER PATH. CHEERS TO YOU SAN FRAN FOR MAKING THE BEST CUT IN FRANCHISE HISTORY.  

SLOW DOWN!!!

SHIT...IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME...BUT HERE WE GO..RECENTLY I WAS DRIVING TO WORK, SLIGHTLY SPEEDING, WHEN I STUMBLED UPON A MINI VAN WITH THE VERY POPULAR STICKER "BABY ON BOARD". NOW, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAVE SEEN THIS BUT IT MAKES ME THINK, AND DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT MY INSENSITIVITY...BUT BECAUSE THERE IS A BABY ON BOARD, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THAT I SHOULD DO AS A DRIVER? SHOULD I SLOW DOWN, BECAUSE THE CHILD IS RATTLED BY SOMEONE DRIVING PASSED THEIR OVER PROTECTIVE MOTHER? OR PERHAPS TURN MY RADIO DOWN BECAUSE SOMEHOW THEY CAN HEAR MY MUSIC AND IT COULD PHYSICALLY OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED THE CHILD? IT JUST MAKES ME CURIOUS HOW THESE PARENTS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ACTUALLY PUT THIS ON THERE VEHICLE AS IF THERE CHILD MIGHT BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PERSON? THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT? IF THERE IS A GROUP OF TEENAGERS DRIVING A CAR, SHOULD I JUST CONTINUE SPEEDING AND JAMMING TO MUSIC? OR PERHAPS IF IT IS JUST ANOTHER ADULT THAT I SHOULD BE SWERVING IN AND OUT OF LANES...BUT GOD SAVE ME, IF THERE IS A BABY ON BOARD, FOR SOME REASON I SHOULD REALLY FOCUS ON MY DRIVING RATHER THAN IF ITS JUST SOME SCHMUCK DRIVING. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE ITS INSENSITIVE AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PARENT I CANT UNDERSTAND...BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE NEXT STEP I SHOULD TAKE IS GETTING MYSELF A STICKER THAT SAYS "22 YEAR OLD ON BOARD". THAT WAY PEOPLE KNOW I AM IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SPEED PASSED ME...IT SCARES ME HAH!

TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR

ALRIGHT, EARLIER TODAY WHILE I WAS BASKING ON THE COUCH OF THE APARTMENT I STUMBLED UPON A RIDICULOUSLY STUPID BUT HILARIOUS SHOW ON VH1 THAT WAS ON THE LINES OF 100 THINGS THAT GUYS SHOULDNT WEAR IF THEY WANT ANY CHANCE TO GET WITH A GIRL OR SOMETHING. SOME OF THESE FASHION DISASTERS INCLUDED HAWAIIAN T SHIRTS, CROCS, EXCESSIVE BLING, AND JORTSEDLESS TO SAY I CANT BLAME THEM, BUT AS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW, ALF* CAN ABSOLUTELY ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF A HAWAIIAN T SHIRT). BUT WHILE I WAS ROTTING ON THE COUCH I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS THAT THEY MISSED OUT ON THAT I SEE AROUND HERE. (BRACE YOURSELF FRIENDS, IM BUSTIN CHOPS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SO I HOPE THIS IS ALL IN GOOD TASTE).

FIRST LET ME START WITH MYSELF...I AM VERY VERY OFTEN THE GUY WHO ROCKS 3/4 PANTS. (CAPREES, MANPREES...TAKE YOUR SHOTS ITS WHATEVER). MOST PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF SOMETIMES ARE BAFFLED ON WHY THESE CONFUSED PANTS WERE MADE, BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM THEM, AND OFTEN LAZINESS IS THE DEMISE TO THE BLACK 3/4 PANTS I AM OFTEN GUILTY OF WEARING.

BOXERS THAT HANG LONGER THAN YOUR SHORTS! I DONT THINK I NEED TO REALLY EVEN SAY MORE...I THINK THE STATEMENT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

NEVER WEARING PANTS OR JEANS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DURING THE WINTER JUST THROW ON A PAIR OF JEANS...THERE IS NOTHING COOL (EXCUSE THE PUN) ABOUT WEARING SHORTS IN 20 DEGREE WEATHER, YOUR MISERABLE, AND EVERYONE IS CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL YOUR DOING.

SHOES THAT HAVE INDIVIDUAL TOE HOLES. IF THESE THINGS WERE SO PRODUCTIVE, PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES WOULD WEAR THESE DURING GAMES...AND BESIDES, NOT ONLY DO YOU LOOK COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS AND BECOME MORE PRONE TO STUBBING YOUR TOE...THEY HONESTLY KIND OF CREEP ME OUT.

LASTLY, ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT HAVE PEACE SIGNS ON THEM...GROW UP HIPPIE WE LIVE IN THE YEAR 2011, NOT THE 1960.

 OH, JUST ONE MORE THING THAT IS ABSOLUTELY APPAULING...ARSENAL ATTIRE. WEARING AN ARSENAL JERSEY THESE DAYS IS LIKE ME PUTTING ON MY RECREATIONAL JERSEY WHEN I WAS 8. THAT WAS 14 YEARS AGO WHICH IS ALMOST THE SAME AMOUNT OF YEARS ITS BEEN SINCE THOSE GOONERS WON ANYTHING. SO PLEASE, SAVE THE EMBARRASSMENT BY KEEPING THAT IN YOUR CLOSET, AND WHEN THEY REMEMBER WHAT WINNING IS, MAYBE YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND OR SOMETHING HAHA.

JUST SOME THINGS I PICK UP ON WHEN I AM CASUALLY STROLLING ABOUT ON CAMPUS, AND FOR ANYONE WHO FEELS LIKE THEY ARE BEING CALLED OUT, FIRST CONSIDER CHANGING BEFORE YOU GO OUT, AND SECOND IM FUCKING WITH YOU :) PEACE

*ALF IS MONSTER/ALIEN WHO USED TO EAT CATS...IM NOT SURE IF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW OR WHAT, BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP CLEAR THINGS UP FOR THE INTOLERANT

REASEARCH PAPERS...

IM SITTING AT MY SCHOOL LIBRARY TRYING TO GET SOME HOMEWORK DONE. AND THOUGH THIS GOES AGAINST WHAT I INTEND TO BLOG ABOUT...THE FACT THAT I HAVE A 15-20 PAGE RESEARCH PAPER TO WRITE IS FUCKING STUPID. LOOK ITS NOT EVEN THE LENGTH THAT IS THE PROBLEM, BUT C'MON, IN TODAYS WORK, UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SCHOLARLY AND ACTUALLY SMART ENOUGH TO CONDUCT YOUR OWN RESEARCH...RESEARCH PAPERS ARE A WAY OF SHOWING HOW WELL YOU BEND THE RULES OF CHEATING BY "PARAPHRASING" FIFTY OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY DONE THE SAME EXACT SHIT THAT YOUR FIXING TO WRITE ABOUT. IF MY PROFESSORS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT RESEARCH, WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD THEY WANT TO READ A RESEARCH PAPER FROM A VERY AVERAGE STUDENT WHO SPENT THE MAJORITY OF THEIR TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW CLOSE THEY CAN COME TO COPYING FREUD WITH OUT ACTUALLY SUCKING THE WORDS OUT OF HIS SICK MIND. SECONDLY, EVEN IF I DID HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO WRITE A RESEARCH ABOUT THAT 500 OTHER SCHOLARS HAD ALREADY DONE, RESEARCH PAPERS ARE HARDLY LITERARY WORK. LETS FACE IT, THERE BORING AS FUCK. EVEN PEOPLE WHO SEVERELY LACK IMAGINATION THINK THAT THESE QUOTED BLOCK OF WORDS ARE BORING. ITS STUPID. SO TO MY PROFESSORS AND TOO MY CLASSMATES WHO MIGHT POTENTIALLY FLIP THROUGH MY PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR REDONE RESEARCH...INSTEAD OF READING MY WORK...WHY DONT YOU JUST READ FROM THE ACTUAL DOCTORS WHO ORIGINALLY WROTE THIS SHIT, AND QUIT WORRYING ABOUT HOW I PROPERLY CITED THEM FOR WHAT THEY SAID.

P.S IM THINKING ABOUT ATTACHING THIS TO MY RESEARCH PAPER IN ORDER TO SHOW THE CREATIVITY THAT HAS BEEN SUPPRESSED WHILE TRYING TO WRITE THIS HORRIFIC PIECE. PEACE.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

I WAS JUST RECENTLY ON MY WAY BACK HOME TO HOUSTON DRIVING THE SILVER BULLET, AND JAMMING TO THE IPOD. AS I WAS MAKING IT DOWN THE TERRIBLY BORING I-10 I STARTED TO RECOGNIZE HOW WE HAVE MADE A FULL CIRCLE IN MUSIC. WE HAVE COME FROM ELVIS, THE BEATLES, THE STONES, LED, ALL OF WOODSTOCK, THEN TO THE RISE OF ROCK N ROLL, THE BIG HAIR 80'S, THE GRUNGE OF THE 90'S, AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BIG HAIR 80'S AND 90'S HIP HOP WAS QUIETLY GROWING THROUGHOUT THE STREETS. (OH YEAH, SOMEWHERE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS IN THERE BUT IT IS SO GOD AWFUL THAT IM HOPING THAT IT WILL JUST DIE OUT ALL TOGETHER.)  THEN UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEHOW BANDS LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND LADY GAGA BECAME FAMOUS. HOWEVER, TRENDS DIE OUT, BUT IT SEEMS THAT CERTAIN BANDS CARRY A VIBE THAT IS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO SOME OF THE GREATEST BANDS OF ALL TIME. SOME EMERGING BANDS, LIKE MUMFORD AND SONS, A DYNAMITE BAND WITH A VERY BOSTON-IRISH ESQ  SOUND, BRINGS BACK A SOUND OF MUSIC FROM WAY BEFORE I WAS BORN. THERE MUSIC MAKES ME THINK OF THE TIME ERA THAT GANGS OF NEW YORK WAS PORTRAYED IN. NEXT, THE BLACK KEYS, A TWO MAN BAND, WHO BRINGS BACK THE HARD HITTING DRUMS AND THE ROUGH GUITAR THAT SOUNDS SIMILAR TO JIMMY HENDRIX DONT YOU THINK? THESE BANDS ARE SENDING THE WAVE OF MUSIC BACK TO THE BANDS, NOT SOLO SINGERS WHO LIP SYNC EVERYTHING. BUT THE ERA OF ROCK N' ROLL IS COMING FULL CIRCLE AGAIN WITH BANDS AGAIN LIKE MAS, THE BLACK KEYS, ARCADE FIRE, KINGS OF LEON AND MANY MANY MORE. IN MY OPINION JUSTIN BIEBER (AKA AARON CARTER WANNABE), AND THAT FREAK LADY GAGA ARE MERE FADS, AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT AS A SOCIETY WERE BEING SWAYED TO A STYLE OF MUSIC THAT IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IMAGE RATHER THAN THEIR ACTUAL MUSIC.

HEADED TO THE SHORE

OH YEAH! I CONTINUED MY GUILTY PLEASURE BY WATCHING ANOTHER EPISODE OF JERSEY SHORE. YES YES THESE PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS, OBNOXIOUS, AND PEOPLE I WOULD DEFINITELY WANT TO PARTY WITH. LETS FACE IT, DESPITE ALL THE CRITICISM, THEY ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS. IN THE BEGINNING I'LL BE HONEST, I HATED THE SHOW, AND COMPLETELY DESPISED ALL THINGS THAT REPRESENTED THE SHORE, BUT THROUGH PEER PRESSURE, AND MILD CURIOSITY, MY HATRED SLOWLY TURNED INTO A BAND WAGON ADDICTION ( LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I HAVE ALSO INFLUENCED OTHER PEOPLE TO HOP ON SINCE I STARTED WATCHING IT). AND NOW THAT I AM AN AVID FAN I THOUGHT...DO PEOPLE WHO DRESS, TALK, AND ACT LIKE THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE MAKE FUN OF OTHER SUB CULTURES WITHIN THE STATES? DO THEY THINK THAT WERE DOUCHE BAGS FOR HOW WE TALK AND ACT? IT'S KINDA FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH IM CERTAIN SNOOKIE'S IQ IS IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS, I WONDER WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE "DIFFERENT" THAN THEY ARE. MAYBE THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT THE CLUB, AND AVOIDING GRENADES TO THINK ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF. HOWEVER, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME WEARING OR ACTING LIKE ANY OF THEM DO. BUT GETTING PAID TO PARTY? SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD SITUATION IF YOU ASK ME. I GOTTA JET, THE CABS ARE HEAH!

WHAT IS A TRIVIA GAME SHOW TREBEK

ILL TAKE USELESS KNOWLEDGE FOR 1000 PLEASE. TRIVIA GAME SHOWS ARE HIGHLY ADDICTING, AND NOTHING IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN SITTING DOWN FOR 30 MINUTES AND SEEING IF YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO COMPETE WITH OTHER PEOPLE AROUND THE STATES. JEOPARDY OF COURSE BEING MY FAVORITE, ALONG WITH CASH CAB, AND WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.

IN JEOPARDY, I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE GET TO PRACTICE BEFORE HAND TO GET A GRASP ON THE CATEGORIES THAT WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE SHOW. BUT FOR INSTANCE, 16TH CENTURY ART? OR ZOO ANIMALS? WHAT KIND OF PERSON  DECIDES THESE ARE THE KIND OF THINGS THEY ARE GOING TO FOCUS AS A HOBBY. IT SEEMS RIDICULOUS, BUT FOR SOME REASON I TRY TO BRING MYSELF RIGHT INTO THE GAME AND BEAT THOSE THREE SMUG BASTARDS AS IF I WAS A FOURTH CONTESTANT. I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE, BUT IT SEEMS IN JEOPARDY SPECIFICALLY I FEEL LIKE THE KNOWING EACH CATEGORY IS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY INFORMATION THAT I HAVE ACQUIRED FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON. DAMN YOU ALEX TREBEK FOR CREATING A GAME I SO ANXIOUSLY WANT TO BE A PART OF.

I PRIDE MYSELF ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. BUT A COUPLE THOUGHTS CROSS MY MIND, FOR INSTANCE, HOW DO THOSE DIPSHITS WHO MISS THE FIRST FIVE QUESTION BECOME ELIGIBLE FOR THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE! THE QUESTIONS I HAVE KNOWN SINCE I WAS JUST A BOY, AND IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE THEN AS A VIEWER I HAVE TO START WITH THE NEXT CONTESTANT AND LISTEN TO FIVE MORE HALF ASSED QUESTIONS. SECONDLY...WHY ARENT PEOPLE FROM THE AUDIENCE ON THE SHOW...I MEAN THEY NEVER EVER MISS A QUESTION! AND ITS ALWAYS A LANDSLIDE, LIKE THE QUESTION WAS SO EASY THAT THE PERSON IN THE HOT SEAT PROBABLY FEELS LIKE SOME SORT OF ASS. AND MY LAST PROBLEM I HAVE WITH THESE PEOPLE IS THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY DO MAKE IT UP THERE TO THE  HIGHER QUESTIONS ALWAYS FUCK THEMSELVES OVER AND THIS IS HOW. ONE, THEY ANSWER A QUESTION WAY TOO QUICKLY WITH OUT EVEN FINISHING THE QUESTION AND LOSE 20,000, OR THEY SAY THE TWO ANSWERS THEY THINK ARE PROBABLY RIGHT, AND THEN ASK FOR THE 50/50 OPTION. THE REGIS, AS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE, OBVIOUSLY TAKES AWAY THE TWO CHOICES THAT THEY KNOW ARE WRONG. STUPID STUPID STUPID, HOW DID THEY NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING!

FINALLY..CASH CAB IS LEGIT, THE QUESTIONS ARE DIFFICULT AND I ALWAYS FEEL HORRIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GET IN THE CAB BY THEMSELVES...POOR SOULS NEVER EVEN STAND A CHANCE. ON ANOTHER THOUGHT, DO YOU THINK SOME PEOPLE BOUNCE AROUND CABS JUST TO TRY AND FIND THE CASH CAB (I KNOW THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF CABS IN NEW YORK...BUT ITS STILL WORTH A TRY!).

AND FOR THE RECORD, CAN THE PEOPLE ON MILLIONAIRE THAT ARE ON THE CALL LIST PLEASE SIT BY A COMPUTER SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY HELP THEIR FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND!

I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THEMSELVES RELATIVELY ADDICTED TO POINTLESS QUESTIONS, JUST TO SECRETLY KNOW HOW WELL THEY WOULD DO IF THEY WERE ON THAT PARTICULAR EPISODE. ALEX, REGIS, BEN...KEEP DOIN WHAT YOUR  DOIN..AND HOPEFULLY WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS HAHA.

college basketball: a gambling man's worst nightmare

OKAY, NOT THAT I REALLY GIVE A SHIT, BUT APPARENTLY KANSAS, WHO IS CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE OVERALL IN THE NATION, PLAYED A SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE KANSAS STATE TEAM. AND LIKE EVERY YEAR, WE WILL SOON HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE OVERALL TEAM, BECAUSE THE JAYHAWKS, MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER NUMBER ONE RANKED TEAM, CAN'T HOLD THEIR OWN TO A TEAM THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED. LIKE I SAID, I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT, BUT ITS UPSETS LIKE THIS, THAT MAKE ME HATE COLLEGE BASKETBALL, AND COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS UNTIL MARCH MADNESS. ALL THESE RANKED TEAMS ARE GOING TO GET INTO THE NATIONAL TOURNAMENT ANYWAYS...SO EVEN THEY DO LOSE WHATS THE BFD? IF THEY WERE NUMBER ONE AT SOME POINT THAT MEANS THAT REGARDLESS THE ROUTE THAT THEY TAKE IN THE NATIONAL TOURNAMENT, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO WIN, AM I RIGHT? PLUS IT SEEMS THAT THE INCONSISTENCY OF THE NCAA IS SO HIGH, WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF RANKING TEAMS ANYWAYS. THEIR JUST GOING TO GET UPSET ANYWAYS, OR ARE THESE EVEN CONSIDERED UPSETS ANYMORE SINCE IT HAPPENS EVERY WEEK. JUST A THOUGHT. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

P.S PROPS TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TAKE TIME BETTING ON REGULAR SEASON COLLEGE BASKETBALL. IM BOOSTING MY ODDS BY PLAYING THE LOTTO, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER.

Rooney is God

OKAY SO BEFORE I START THIS NEXT BLOG LET ME FOREWARN YOU THAT IT IS COMPLETELY BIASED, AND SLIGHTLY INTOLERANT. BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME? I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SOCCER SINCE I WAS 5, AND ITS EASILY THE MOST ENTERTAINING SPORT OF ALL TIME. HA. *I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO RECOGNIZE ONE OF THE GREATEST FOOTBALLERS OF ALL TIME, RONALDO, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE GIVEN US, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN IDOL TO MILLIONS INCLUDING MYSELF.

ANYWAYS, THIS PAST WEEKEND THERE WAS A HUGE DARBY MATCH BETWEEN MANCHESTER UNITED AND MANCHESTER CITY (FOR THOSE WHO MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND, ITS LIKE THE RED SOX PLAYING THE YANKEES TIMES 100). THE MATCH PROVED TO BE A GREAT ONE, UNITED OBVIOUSLY WINNING, BUT THEN AGAIN THEY ARE IN FIRST AND HAVE MAINTAINED RELATIVELY GOOD FORM ALL SEASON. BUT THATS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, WHAT IS IMPORTANT WAS THE MOMENT OF MAGIC THAT TOOK PLACE ON THE FIELD LATE INTO THE GAME. AFTER A GRUELING 77 MINUTES OF PLAY, THE BALL REACHED WINGER NANI ON THE OUTSIDE WHO PLAYED IN A LOFTED CROSS THAT CONNECTED WITH WAYNE ROONEY. BUT NOT WITH HIS HEAD LIKE MANY WOULD IMAGINE, HIS FOOT...YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HIS FOOT. A BICYCLE KICK THAT WAS ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS BECAUSE THAT WAS EASILY THE GREATEST GOAL OF THE SEASON. LEBRON JAMES, OR TOM BRADY WOULD HAVE CAREER ENDING INJURIES TRYING TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT. IT WAS A MOMENT THAT WE WERE BLESSED WITH BECAUSE IT IS SO OFTEN UNSEEN. MR. WAYNE ROONEY PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK BECAUSE WHAT YOU DID WAS BREATH TAKING.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT WATCH SOCCER DONT QUITE UNDERSTAND. EVERYONE STILL THINKS THAT AN ALLEY-OOP IS TOP TEN WORTHY, OR A THIRD BASEMEN THROWING OUT A GUY WHO IS, BY DEFINITION BARELY CONSIDERED RUNNING (I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS MORE OF A TROT). HOW MANY TIMES DO WE SEE THOSE KINDA HIGHLIGHTS ON ESPN DURING THE SEASON. IT GETS OLD IF YOU ASK ME,  A DIVING CATCH IS COOL IN BASEBALL, BUT IF JIM EDMONDS DIDNT RUN A 6.8 FORTY, HE WOULD HAVE MAYBE DOVE TWICE IN HIS CAREER. AND AS FOR ALLEY OOPS...ANYBODY WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL AND CAN GET BOTH FEET OFF THE GROUND CAN AT LEAST TOUCH RIM. BUT I WOULD CHALLENGE ANY ATHLETE IN ANY OTHER SPORT TO TRY AND PULL OF WHAT WAYNE DID. OH, AND FOR FOOTBALL FANS, WHEN RECEIVERS MAKE GREAT CATCHES...THEY HAVE ONE JOB FOR GOD SAKES, THEY BETTER BE ABLE TO CATCH THE BALL WITH ONE HAND. I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IM CERTAIN THE PETER CROUCH, OR THIERRY HENRY (TWO PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS OVER SIX FEET TALL) CAN PERFORM AN ALLEY OOP. AND I WOULD BET THAT IKER CASILLAS AND TIM HOWARD (TWO PROFESSIONAL GOALIES) COULD CATCH A FOOTBALL WITH ONE HAND.

LIKE I SAID BEFORE, COMPLETELY BIASED, I DO LOVE WATCHING ALL OTHER SPORTS, BUT FUCK, COULD SOCCER GET SOME SORT OF RESPECT OVER HERE IN THE STATES. BOWLING IS ON TV MORE OFTEN THAN SOCCER WHICH IS MORE OF A CONTROVERSY IN MY OPINION THAN THE GORE-BUSH ELECTIONS AND ALL THE FLORIDA VOTING BULLSHIT. PLEASE ENJOY THE CLIP! PEACE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO05VYSun9o

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears...

Where do you begin from here? I mean I suppose I could just spill my life story out like the millions of other bloggers who think they have some unique lifestyle that nobody else lives. How boring...and my life certainly isn't blog worthy. Thats why I have chosen to take this blog elsewhere. I was going to talk about current issues that are going on in today's world, but then I realize I don't know shit about politics, or international media, so thats out. So here we go...I am going to talk about current issues, but things that people really care about. Things like, the Super Bowl, should NASCAR drivers be considered athletes? people who are completely ignorant on sports knowledge, arguing that we should probably start living our lives a little more like Jersey Shore because they seem like they are always in a good 'situation', how great of an actor Sylvester Stallone truly is, and lastly how anyone with a cowboy hat, and a working larynx can be a country singer. If you don't watch sports, shitty TV, Hollywood gossip, or occasionally jam to music, then this isn't for you. But if you're a normal person who doesn't live under a rock, then you probably do. I am Stephen, a 22 year old Senior at Schreiner University. Just a regular guy who has exceptional knowledge in subjects that has absolutely no benefits to being successful in life.