ILL TAKE USELESS KNOWLEDGE FOR 1000 PLEASE. TRIVIA GAME SHOWS ARE HIGHLY ADDICTING, AND NOTHING IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN SITTING DOWN FOR 30 MINUTES AND SEEING IF YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO COMPETE WITH OTHER PEOPLE AROUND THE STATES. JEOPARDY OF COURSE BEING MY FAVORITE, ALONG WITH CASH CAB, AND WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.
IN JEOPARDY, I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE GET TO PRACTICE BEFORE HAND TO GET A GRASP ON THE CATEGORIES THAT WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE SHOW. BUT FOR INSTANCE, 16TH CENTURY ART? OR ZOO ANIMALS? WHAT KIND OF PERSON DECIDES THESE ARE THE KIND OF THINGS THEY ARE GOING TO FOCUS AS A HOBBY. IT SEEMS RIDICULOUS, BUT FOR SOME REASON I TRY TO BRING MYSELF RIGHT INTO THE GAME AND BEAT THOSE THREE SMUG BASTARDS AS IF I WAS A FOURTH CONTESTANT. I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE, BUT IT SEEMS IN JEOPARDY SPECIFICALLY I FEEL LIKE THE KNOWING EACH CATEGORY IS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY INFORMATION THAT I HAVE ACQUIRED FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON. DAMN YOU ALEX TREBEK FOR CREATING A GAME I SO ANXIOUSLY WANT TO BE A PART OF.
I PRIDE MYSELF ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. BUT A COUPLE THOUGHTS CROSS MY MIND, FOR INSTANCE, HOW DO THOSE DIPSHITS WHO MISS THE FIRST FIVE QUESTION BECOME ELIGIBLE FOR THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE! THE QUESTIONS I HAVE KNOWN SINCE I WAS JUST A BOY, AND IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE THEN AS A VIEWER I HAVE TO START WITH THE NEXT CONTESTANT AND LISTEN TO FIVE MORE HALF ASSED QUESTIONS. SECONDLY...WHY ARENT PEOPLE FROM THE AUDIENCE ON THE SHOW...I MEAN THEY NEVER EVER MISS A QUESTION! AND ITS ALWAYS A LANDSLIDE, LIKE THE QUESTION WAS SO EASY THAT THE PERSON IN THE HOT SEAT PROBABLY FEELS LIKE SOME SORT OF ASS. AND MY LAST PROBLEM I HAVE WITH THESE PEOPLE IS THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY DO MAKE IT UP THERE TO THE HIGHER QUESTIONS ALWAYS FUCK THEMSELVES OVER AND THIS IS HOW. ONE, THEY ANSWER A QUESTION WAY TOO QUICKLY WITH OUT EVEN FINISHING THE QUESTION AND LOSE 20,000, OR THEY SAY THE TWO ANSWERS THEY THINK ARE PROBABLY RIGHT, AND THEN ASK FOR THE 50/50 OPTION. THE REGIS, AS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE, OBVIOUSLY TAKES AWAY THE TWO CHOICES THAT THEY KNOW ARE WRONG. STUPID STUPID STUPID, HOW DID THEY NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING!
FINALLY..CASH CAB IS LEGIT, THE QUESTIONS ARE DIFFICULT AND I ALWAYS FEEL HORRIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GET IN THE CAB BY THEMSELVES...POOR SOULS NEVER EVEN STAND A CHANCE. ON ANOTHER THOUGHT, DO YOU THINK SOME PEOPLE BOUNCE AROUND CABS JUST TO TRY AND FIND THE CASH CAB (I KNOW THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF CABS IN NEW YORK...BUT ITS STILL WORTH A TRY!).
AND FOR THE RECORD, CAN THE PEOPLE ON MILLIONAIRE THAT ARE ON THE CALL LIST PLEASE SIT BY A COMPUTER SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY HELP THEIR FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND!
I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THEMSELVES RELATIVELY ADDICTED TO POINTLESS QUESTIONS, JUST TO SECRETLY KNOW HOW WELL THEY WOULD DO IF THEY WERE ON THAT PARTICULAR EPISODE. ALEX, REGIS, BEN...KEEP DOIN WHAT YOUR DOIN..AND HOPEFULLY WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS HAHA.
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