Happy Fat Tuesday everybody. Actually I don't really give a shit, because the truth is despite this originally being an eve to a religious event, Mardi Gras turned into a place where people make bad decisions, get wasted, and under aged girls sign up for Girls Gone Wild and make even worse decisions. Again though, I don't really give a shit because if people wanted to, they could do this everyday! There are a million reason's why people drink..and they don't need some stupid holiday to let them be able to. Even now, these are legitimate reason's why I drink, and I know that most people feel the same.
- Had a hard day
- Had a long day
- Had a tough practice
- It's Thursday, which means it's almost Friday...so it's practically the weekend
- It's Wednesday...it's hump day! half way through the week
- Monday's you drink because it's Monday and it's the start of the week
- Tuesday's because your still trying to get over how shitty Monday was
- The weekends are a given...
- Cause you're bored
- Because your mad, sad, glad, confused, frustrated, pissed, annoyed, or any other shallow emotion you can feel
- The weather is either too hot, cold, windy, rainy, snowy (a word?), or any other thing mother nature hands us, so you might as well stay inside and booze.
- Playing video games
- Because we won our game this weekend
- Because we lost our game this weekend
- Everyone else is doing it?
- A holiday is coming up, and your fixing to go on a family vacation so you want to party with your friends before you leave
- A holiday is coming up, and your fixing to go home from school, so you want to party with your friends before y'all ride in the car together to go back home.
- (For two answers directly above) Party when you arrive back in your own town, or when you make your return
- Cause you hate your life
- Because your girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with you
- Because you got a good grade on a test
- Lastly, and my favorite because people have said this so many times!..."I'm drinking tonight because I have a lot of shit I need to take care of that's coming up pretty soon, and I'm not sure when is the next time I'm going to get to party like this.."
The list could go on forever. The truth is, is that for some reason some people have to make an excuse for why they are drinking, when the truth is everyone just likes to get a little fucked up from time to time, and I can't blame them. From now on just grab a beer to grab a beer...no excuses. Just simply because you're trying to catch a little buzz before you do it all over again the next day.
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